Heathcliff, its me Cathy ive come home...

Hey ho. Lets go.

Yooo my whores.

Im here, once again making yet ANOTHER exciting blog :)

I have found a BEAUTY of a dress on la net-a-porter. I would SO buy it, but im skint :(

Well, we have fantasys, dont we?

Yes, fiest your eyes on this Bottega Veneta Vintage-coton dress. Everything is beautiful about it, except the price of it. Yes, £905. Pretty.

Now, lets find a bag to match! Lets have another BV (Bottega Veneta) bag :) Yaay! ALL matching.

Look a this AMAZE bag. One of my sistrs has the real one, the other a fake. PURE BEAUTY! I WANT ONE!!!

A miniture version of thi with the dress would look soo awesome :)

Im going now. Farwell youths!

S xoxo

If i was a rich girl.....Nah nah nah

Hello, once again.





Im off to bed. Yes, i know; early!


I thoughtnid bid my lover one last goodbye.......


Actualy i wanted to tell you what im saving up for.


Im going to ear £100 for working for my Dad this weekend and the next; im saving up to go to Camden with a friend.


I REALY want some cute dresses and a bag, maybe a fake Bottega Venetta (If i find a good copy)


If i was rich id get the real thing. Like my sister.


It reminds me of the Gwen Stefani song "If i was a Rich Girl, nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nahh......"


I swear if i WAS rich id buy the whole of Selfridges :)





Heres a cute pic wich cheered me up......


Actually, its Britains ugliest dog. Its funny though!


Looks like some bitch i know....Flirts witht he boy i likee.....Slag.

Okay, i sound like a toal bitch; she isnt ugly. But i fe tlike being a twat. So there. Look at this fuck ugly mutant. LOL.

Bon voyage!

I know your craving for another amaze post! Just wait.......

S xoxo

Yaaay! Scumyy Scene Kids!

Hey hoe.

Again.

Im watching the Chelsea game with my Dad, Yes i know torture! And i was bored, depressed....thought id google some scene kids! I larvee scene kids! Im going for a Serena Van Der Woodson/Alexa Cung/Kiki Kanninbal look. Yes; its gonna be hard!

Wow. I wish i was pretty and scene like Kiki.

Il show you a pic of her :)

She is sooo scum! And pretty :) One of my many idols.

Her real name is Kristen Ostrenga. She is one cool kid but LOOK what she used to be! Yes, prepare yourself for one of thoose old-high school-ugly pictures!

Ouch. Her hair: disaster. Top: WHAT? Necklace: Cute :)
I feel sorry for her. Then again ew. You shoud see MY year 6 photos. They are gross. Yes, it was 2 years ago.......Still, i was one ugly bitch.

Im busy talking to my love! (Deanna Maria Lucia Capella) Leave me be!

Farewell MUGGLES!

:)

S xoxo

Bare.

Hey there.


Just finished dinner, had Fish n Chips. Niceee :)


Now, lets move on from the fat kid that i am to Annie Lennox. I was flicking through the chanels earlier coming across the "One Show". Yes, that crap show thats on before Eastenders. Annie (Lennox) was on it. They were discussing one of her famous shoots "Bare".





Heres a picyy......

She was saying she shot it with an old friend.....He styled her and did her strange makeup. The funny thing is, you see people looking like this in normal, every day life. They look like a piece of clay, pasty skin and smudged foundation over their lips to give the "forsty" look. Deanna and I were discusing this in Art today. It suits some people (like our friend Libby) and Icey pink suits me. But then, you see theese hopeless slags trying to pull it off, NOT A GOOD IDEA! If you really want to try a new look, eg. red lipstick orfrosty pink. ALWAYS ASK A FRIEND OR SIBLYING FIRST! (Or else you will look like a twat and people will make fun of you) Its better to ask the more fashionable types (like myself) i will give you my honest thought. Just a tip for you guys :)

S xoxo

This ones for you Maddie :)

Hey all!

I thought id pick out a awesome outfit. The 50's era.

Im going for the pin up look. Yes, The Bettie Paige style. Theese awesome clothes are from My Fairy Goth Mother (Yes, ironic name) I will pick out some underwear and outfit and give some makeup tips :)

Heres the lingerie....

Maddie (Maddielovesyourmother) is going for the "Pin-up" look. I was inspired to make a blog to show this great style! Like whats UNDER the clothes? Wait until you see whats OVER the pretty knickers and beaut bras...

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is SO SO SO CUTE! Wow, M; you would look GOOOOOD in this :) Id look better.....Lol! I joke....I joke..... :)

And with some fish net tights, Mary Jane Shoes.......... YES! SHOES!! I almost forgot!

Look at theese Suede Mary-Jane shoesin black. I LARVEEEE them :).

Now, lets put some red lippy on, dont even THINK about putting on foundation! Pale is PRETTYYY :D

Urghh.....My Dad is being stupid. Eurghh, i hate him sometimes....Such a drama queen! Oh, hes an old women......

Im watching Eastenders now when im fantising about having a small flat in Brick lane with a Vintage clothes maker. Im off to have dinner!

Au Reviour!!

S xoxo

Golden Skanks.

Hey there fashion scums.

Im loving the Kalxons at the moment; love them like hell (and the guy in it;) I realy like the song 'Golden Skanks' Well, Skans, Skans, Do i give a fuck? Skanks is waaaaay better. Sofuck you, i say SKANKS!

Inspired me to write this post, the Golden Skanks :)

Lets dress theese hoes up :)

Wow. Look at this Gold Hawk 3 Layer Dress, thats hot. Its a silk layerd dress with beautiful jewels, beads and gems at the neck line. Lightwieght tripple smock shape. Nice, eh?

This chick is preety :). She looks like Hannah from Hollyoaks.....Dont you tink?

With that amaze neckline, who needs a necklace....? I found acute Viv Westwood one, hmmm; dont need it. Wnat to see it anyway?

Awwwhhh! I LARVEEEE Westwood stuff :). My ultimate FAVE!





Now, now.....Im getting excited. I so want this outfit! If i wasnt skint and saving up for a trip to Camden.





Now, the shoes!! I found some nuicceee Steve Madden shoes, the Gladiator heels. Killer.







Likey??? I certainly do!

Thats all for now folks! Want more scum from moi? You just have to wait! Hey, maybe il check out your blog, if i remember.

Thats the "Golden Skanks" look. Inspired by The Klaxons.

Love you bitches!
S xoxo

The love of my life.

Yes, i know you want a tear jerkig tale of how much i love someone. You have come to the wrong place. I found the love of my life today. A BEAUT Chloe Fastening shoulder dress.

Whoa. Isnt it fab? I would look SO flyy in this ;]. Pretty.....But not without accesories!

Id wear theese fabulous black satin heels by Alexander McQueen.

And when you have exqusite shoes, you must have jewlery to go with :)

I like nice jewlery. I mean NICE jewlery. Big rigs, lond necklaces. Have a look at theese beautys :)

And....Hmmm.....Who needs necklaces and braclets? We would look good without them :)

Thats an awesome outfit for going out for lunch with the boyfriend or some friends to Chipriani or Blue Bird in Chelsea. We only do the best :)

XOXO, Erin

Low-life scum.

Hey all.
First post. How exciting! Not.
Some stupid, worthless scum hacked into my old blog account. Subtle.
So i have to start all over again. Maybe for the better? What the fuck am i talking about, its a blog.
Come with me now on a journey through time and space. To world of the Mighty Boosh.....
Im kidding. Welcome to the world of Erin.
Au Revior Bitches.
E xoxo